Funny phrases back on line!

Hi all! I haven't updated this blog for so long. I actually have heard a lot of good phrases during the last while, but I had no chance to update this blog. Shame on me! How dare I stop myself sharing the fun moments with all my readers!

Here are some good ones that I've heard these days:

"I used up all my sick days, so I had to call in dead."
- I found this on my friend's MSN name. She saw it on a car first. This one is almost the same as the Chinese one: 「得閒死唔得閒病」

Another one involves a conversation about food between two persons. One person A (We called him LG) was asking person B a question, and later on person B asked person A the almost the same question:

A 問︰「豬皮係乜嚟架？」
B 答︰「豬嘅皮囉！仲駛問？」
...3 mins later
B問︰「喂，牛肚係牛邊度啊？」
A答︰「梗係牛嘅肚啦！仲駛問？」

Another one involves a charming lady who somehow is claimed to be the direct opposite of all logical people:

Charming Lady: 「牛柏葉？唔係海鮮嚟架咩？」
其他人︰ 「點會啊！話明牛吖嘛！」
Charming Lady:「唓！有啲食物個名都唔關隻動物事啦！譬如花枝囉，唔係花吖嘛！」
其他人︰「........」